So, Dumbledore and I have something in common...
I finally got the courage to try my Burtie Bott's Every Flavor Beans that I got at the park over-the-spur-of-the-moment-weekend. It went great. They weren't too bad...until the earwax.
I honestly thought I had already tried some other earwaxes in the endeavor, but apparently not. I really tried to choke back the vomit rising in the back of my throat (that's a bit of an exaggeration, but gagging was ensuing). I finally couldn't take it, so I spit out whatever was left of it in my mouth.
The rest of the night I could taste it. I COULD SMELL IT. Even after having Panda Express (my newest favorite restaurant for the past few months), I can still vaguely taste it/feel it in the pit of my tortured stomach. On the way to Panda, my dog -- who was along for the ride -- resembled the smell, and I about died. I had to spray air-freshener and open a window. I honestly almost vomited then (not an exaggeration).
So, alas...earwax.
I finally got the courage to try my Burtie Bott's Every Flavor Beans that I got at the park over-the-spur-of-the-moment-weekend. It went great. They weren't too bad...until the earwax.
I honestly thought I had already tried some other earwaxes in the endeavor, but apparently not. I really tried to choke back the vomit rising in the back of my throat (that's a bit of an exaggeration, but gagging was ensuing). I finally couldn't take it, so I spit out whatever was left of it in my mouth.
The rest of the night I could taste it. I COULD SMELL IT. Even after having Panda Express (my newest favorite restaurant for the past few months), I can still vaguely taste it/feel it in the pit of my tortured stomach. On the way to Panda, my dog -- who was along for the ride -- resembled the smell, and I about died. I had to spray air-freshener and open a window. I honestly almost vomited then (not an exaggeration).
So, alas...earwax.
I read the heading of this post and immediately got TMTN stuck in my head.
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And then I found twenty dollars.